Laptop Ninja
A blog FOR Laptop Ninjas, not about them. A Laptop Ninja is a cousin of the more common Web Ronin. As a solitary figure who's skills with computer technology and design, the Laptop Ninja survives by performing contract work from cafes, public parks, and sometimes rooftops. The Laptop Ninja's sword is his 802.11 connection, his iPod his throwing stars, and his Bluetooth cellphone his Nunchucks. All of which are usually carried in a discreet messenger bag.

Friday, July 14, 2006
Hide your Cats

OH CWAP! We're all aware that robots are getting smarter every day and their eventual dominance over the human race is only a matter of time. The big question has always been weather or not the dolpins will beat them to it.

Now another threat has ~ahem~ surfaced in the goldfish community who, with the help of their unwitting human patsy, have developed the means to dominate land just as they've dominated the world's decorative ponds and glassware.
The 'Terrornaut' (OK, it's actually called a Teranaut, but I like my name better) is basically a fish Tricycle that moves wherever the fish swims. Oh the humanity.

posted by sAFETY at 1:16 PM